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That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.
the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho
i dont want to live anymore
Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.
@inkededucatednnerdy @flightofthefantasies
I…I don’t even know what to say
What the ever living fuck!!!!! @nuggsmum @lokilickedme
This man hasn’t been near a vagina since the day he was born.
I can’t believe i just read this with my own two eyes
why