nuggsmum:

inkededucatednnerdy:

loricameback:

eazzy–pink:

curseworm:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

lord-kitschener:

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

i dont want to live anymore

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

@inkededucatednnerdy @flightofthefantasies

I…I don’t even know what to say

What the ever living fuck!!!!! @nuggsmum @lokilickedme

This man hasn’t been near a vagina since the day he was born.

I can’t believe i just read this with my own two eyes